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Violin Jokes -- 100% Original!

  
  
  

It seems like our dear violists have a heavy weight to bear with the millions of viola jokes out there. So, how about some violin jokes to offset this burden? These are all original, written by my dad, Russell Barnes.

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What is the difference between a violin and Long John Silver?

One has a peg box and the other has a peg leg.

 

What is the difference between a violin and an Australian Aborigine?

One has a lower bout, the other has a walkabout.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fiddle.

Fiddle who?

Fiddle Castro.

      

Why is a violin like the British Museum?

They both have scrolls.

 

Why are violins like rivers?

They both have bridges.

 

What is the difference between a sound post and a trading post?

You can get something good from a trading post.

             

What’s the best part of a violin?

The mute.

 

How many tuners does a violin have?

A violin has tuners?

 

Why does a violin have only four strings?

That’s as high as a violinist can count.

 

Who is the best violinist?

Who cares?


 What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?

A fiddle smells like hay.


What is the difference between a fiddler and a violinist?

A fiddler is employed.

 

Why did Beethoven write ten violin sonatas?

Because he was deaf.

Why didn't Tchaikovsky write any violin sonatas?

Because he wasn’t.


 

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Comments

Dad jokes. Love it!
Posted @ Monday, May 21, 2012 11:39 AM by Joseph Chapman
Love the last two!
Posted @ Monday, May 21, 2012 7:44 PM by Lucia
Q: Why is a violin smaller than a viola? 
A: It's not, it just looks that way because the violinist's head is bigger.
Posted @ Wednesday, May 23, 2012 7:13 PM by Alan
hahaha violas ROCK and violins suck!!!!!!!!
Posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 5:42 PM by lizzy
As a violist, I am always happy to hear a few violin jokes! I have a friend who plays bag pipes...and you think viola jokes are bad? It takes guts to tell violin and viola jokes. With bag pipes, it just takes a lot of hot air!
Posted @ Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:44 PM by Roger Carlson
VIOLAS ROCK!!!
Posted @ Wednesday, April 03, 2013 6:20 PM by Greta
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